傅小蛙拎在手里摇一摇,只见那胖鱼也随着晃一晃,没有活着的迹象。
傅小蛙撇撇嘴,然后把这胖黑鱼放到蜡烛上烤一烤,猛然间,那手里的黑鱼挣扎着突然破口大骂:“妈逼的,老子装个死也不行!”
傅小蛙被吓到,惊叫一声,然后猛地把这黑鱼丢到墙上,只见这黑鱼啪地一声,贴在墙上,慢慢滑落下来。
“你当老子是砖头啊,说丢就丢,唉哟喂,下手可真狠!”那胖黑鱼在地上嚎叫着。
“你,你是什么东西,怎么会说人话?”在傅小蛙的印象中,会说话的只有八哥,而却没有见过鱼会说话。
“老子不是鱼,老子是地精,地精懂不懂?”那黑鱼叫嚷着。
傅小蛙茫然地摇摇头,自从他见过白云山的各种奇怪东西,对于这些已经开始有些适应力,这本就是个荒唐的世界。
“好吧,这洪荒的东西说你也不懂,反正你知道我很脆弱的,以后别再乱丢就好!”那胖黑鱼在地上装着娇弱样一躺。
“你,你为什么会在这酒,酒坛子里,你不是,你不是灵药么?”傅小蛙颤颤地道。
说到这个,这胖黑鱼的气就不打一处来,愤愤地道:“说是当年,老子从地里长出来,刚长熟,结果被几个王八蛋丢进酒坛里,每次醒过来一张嘴就是烈酒,老子就这样醉了几百年,他娘的!”
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傅小蛙撇撇嘴,然后把这胖黑鱼放到蜡烛上烤一烤,猛然间,那手里的黑鱼挣扎着突然破口大骂:“妈逼的,老子装个死也不行!”
傅小蛙被吓到,惊叫一声,然后猛地把这黑鱼丢到墙上,只见这黑鱼啪地一声,贴在墙上,慢慢滑落下来。
“你当老子是砖头啊,说丢就丢,唉哟喂,下手可真狠!”那胖黑鱼在地上嚎叫着。
“你,你是什么东西,怎么会说人话?”在傅小蛙的印象中,会说话的只有八哥,而却没有见过鱼会说话。
“老子不是鱼,老子是地精,地精懂不懂?”那黑鱼叫嚷着。
傅小蛙茫然地摇摇头,自从他见过白云山的各种奇怪东西,对于这些已经开始有些适应力,这本就是个荒唐的世界。
“好吧,这洪荒的东西说你也不懂,反正你知道我很脆弱的,以后别再乱丢就好!”那胖黑鱼在地上装着娇弱样一躺。
“你,你为什么会在这酒,酒坛子里,你不是,你不是灵药么?”傅小蛙颤颤地道。
说到这个,这胖黑鱼的气就不打一处来,愤愤地道:“说是当年,老子从地里长出来,刚长熟,结果被几个王八蛋丢进酒坛里,每次醒过来一张嘴就是烈酒,老子就这样醉了几百年,他娘的!”
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本章已完成!